Man Who Shot Another Will get Diploma

Although I generally don’t like getting my news from CNN this story sure caught my attention…

So let’s narrow this down. Some punk shot another guy and he has not only avoided jail time but is still going to be able to complete college? I don’t know what to say here except what the fuck. So let us total up this asshat’s punishment. He gets off on six years probation, a $1,000 fine, and 240 hours of community service! Sometimes I just don’t know anymore.

The Internet isn’t Good for Anything

A funny story from…

Sony Picture Entertainment’s chief idiot, I mean executive officer Michael Lynton has this to say about the Internet.

I’m a guy who doesn’t see anything good having come from the Internet, Period.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. The Internet isn’t good for anything.