Research Shows Cell Phone Use Doesn’t Cause Cancer

You know the old debate, some people claim cell phone use will cause cancer while others do not. I’m firmly in the do not category. It looks like my views have been founded. A 30 year study (you need to start before cell phone use was common) of almost everybody (their words, no mine) in Scandinavia revealed no increase in brain tumors after the 1990s when cell phone use took off.

So everybody can stop bitching. If you buy into this research just don’t use a cell phone and shut the Hell up and let me use mine.