So I hit up the BBC to see what’s going around in the world and I come across the best headline ever in the European section:
Scores of Russians have died in the past few weeks amid a heatwave – many drowning after drinking too much vodka.
That’s a headline I would expect on the Onion. Anyways without context that’s hilarious but with context it seems Russians are going swimming in lakes and rivers due to the heat but drowning because they’re actually too drunk to swim. Now that I think about it it’s funny even with context.