Ted Stevens Declared Dead

Former senator Ted “Series of Tubes” Stevens has officially been pronounced dead in the earlier mentioned plane crash.

Former chief of NASA, Sean O’Keefe, was also in the plane and died in the crash. A total of five people are reported dead with four survivors; two of the survivors are listed in critical condition.

Rest in peace.

EDIT 2010-08-11 11:59: I was incorrect when I stated Mr. O’Keefe died. He and his son both survived the crash fortunately.