I’m sure you’ve heard about Newt Gingrich’s promise to have colonies established on the moon by 2020 if he’s elected president:
Newt Gingrich is promising to establish a permanent base on the moon by 2020 if he’s elected president.
Many people are just writing this off as kooky but they don’t understand the need. Newt wants to ensure we have what is necessary to fight the moon Nazis:
Newt Gingrich is the only candidate that will protect you and me from the return of the Third Reich.