Tennessee has a bill moving through their legislature being referred to as the “Don’t say gay” bill:
The House Education subcommittee approved the so-called “Don’t say gay” bill on a voice vote Wednesday, renewing a debate that roiled the legislature last spring over whether elementary and middle schools should be allowed to initiate discussions about homosexuality.
Now this abridgement to free speech simply isn’t enough. To attack the truth threat of homosexuality one man, district selectman from the 14th district, has introduced a bill to make the act of giving children androgynous names illegal. He makes a very convincing case:
When his statistics go to five decimal places you know they’re accurate!