Thor’s Wrath

The Republican Party managed to anger Thor enough to convince him that the Republican National Convention (RNC) needed to be hit with a hurricane. If you’re at the RNC do know that your life is in the hands of sociopaths:

If a hurricane or tropical storm is bearing down on Tampa, the priority of law enforcement is to evacuate residents, leaving GOP officials to make the decision of when to evacuate delegates, Wade said.

“We have to look at a lot of factors, like timing and landfall,” Wade said. “We provide the weather information, then we take that to the host committee, which decides if the event goes on or if the event gets altered.”

What could possibly go wrong?