Solving the Redskins Debate Once And For All

This is the single greatest commentary on the whole Washington Redskins debate:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Football’s growing controversy over the use of the name “Washington Redskins” came to a screeching halt after the U.S. Army massacred the entire team, then promptly confiscated all its land and property, sources confirmed Monday.

Gold. Solid gold.