Although I’m usually not a fan of quote of the day type posts I couldn’t pass this one up:
Forged in the fires of Mount Doom by the hands of Sauron himself, the HK is the greatest implement of destruction known to man. HK’s plastic frame isn’t made from petroleum that came from inferior plants millions of years ago, rather the petroleum used for HK’s advanced polymers comes only from the fiercest of T-Rexes.
Larry does have a way with sarcasm, Doesn’t he?