What the fuck? First 5,000 dead birds appear in Beebe, AR followed by 10,000 dead fish in Guy, AR, and now we have 500 more dead birds in Louisiana, 100 in Kentucky, and 50 to 100 in Sweden. I don’t believe my natural gas theory holds water on all of these but I do have a new theory:
Martians hate birds. Make no mistake, the invasion has begun. On the upside Congress shouldn’t be a thorn in our side for much longer.
I have to think that the smaller animal kills aren’t really part of a larger trend. More likely, there are always a few mass kills at a regular rate, and the 50 and 100 numbered ones are just outliers that are getting more attention because of observational bias.