Minneapolis Kids Smash 125 Car Windows, Likely to Receive Nobel Prize for Economics

Over the weekend 125 unlucky Minneapolis residents woke up only to see that the windows in their cars had been smashed. Police have arrested the punks who caused somewhere between $100,000 and $200,000 in damages.

When interviewed the children were asked how they expected to pay for the damage they caused. One of the kids laughed at the reported and told him, “Easy! We’ll just use the money we’re going to get when we receive the Nobel Prize for economics!” Paul Krugman is reportedly starting the process of nominating the children for the prize.