In a page torn straight from 1984, Senator Lindsey Graham said that we need to defend our ally Afghanistan against our enemy Pakistan:
A Republican on the Senate Armed Services Committee said Sunday that the U.S. should consider military action against Pakistan if it continues to support terrorist attacks against American troops in Afghanistan.
“The sovereign nation of Pakistan is engaging in hostile acts against the United States and our ally Afghanistan that must cease, Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina told “Fox News Sunday.”
What in the Hell did I miss? I thought Afghanistan was our enemy and that’s why we invaded their country. Wasn’t Pakistan our ally? Were we always at war with Eastasia? On top of that we’ve been taking military action against Pakistan for quite some time now. Somebody needs to stop these imperialist pieces of shit before we go the way of the Romans and collapse under our own military weight.