Rick Santorum Only Wants to Make White People’s Lives Better

Between demanding the Middle East be nuked and gays be rounded up and shipped to Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) camps I thought it would be difficult for Santorum to find the time to be even more of a dick. Apparently that man strives for perfection because also found time to hate on blacks:

Speaking to Republicans in Iowa on Monday, former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) said his administration would reform welfare to the point that it would offer no welfare at all.

After suggesting that an expansion of Medicare is really just a plot to make voters more “dependent” on Washington, Santorum added: ”I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them other people’s money.”

I guess he only wants to make white people’s lives better by giving them other people’s money. Of course Santorum, being a perfectionist, isn’t done until his foot is fully inserted into his mouth:

“I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn their money and provide for themselves and their families,” he added. “The best way to do that is to get the manufacturing sector of the economy rolling.”

Thankfully all the white people have jobs being government cronies on Wall Street and lobbyists in Washington D.C. so they’re set.

Just so we’re all on the same page let’s run through the Rick Santorum Plan for American Success:

  • Nuke the Middle East
  • Roundup the Gays and Put Them in FEMA Camps
  • Put Blacks to Work in Factories

If this is the road to American success I don’t want to live here anymore.