Although it’s almost over today is 12/12/12. Being the last instance of a day where the day, month, and year will be the same for quite some time I believe it is my duty as a Discordian pope to demonstrate how this most unique of days relates to the undeniable Law of Fives.

If you add 12 to 12 to 12 you get 36. The result of dividing 36 by 5 is 7.2. When you subtract 2 from 7 you get 5. This proves that today, 12/12/12, is like all other things and complies with the Law of Fives.