An Expedient Alternative To The Election Cycle

I’m not in the market for a master but a lot of my fellow countrymen apparently are. Millions of them spent an evening watching a debate to decide what master they would most like to submit to. One potential master has been enjoying record turnouts to his appearances. Soon many of these people will be investing hundreds of hours door knocking, working call centers, and annoying co-workers to evangelize for their preferred master. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg. Most of these people will also be giving their hard earned money to their preferred master and even take time out of their day to vote for them!

It doesn’t have to be this way. They don’t have to invest hundreds of hours and dollars to submit to a master! There are people who will actually lord over them for cash alone! That’s right, they can just buy a dom who will beat them mercilessly to their heart’s content and it won’t require a year of political bullshit to realize!

If you know somebody who is searching for a master do them, and everybody else (so we don’t have to listen to them), a favor and let them know about FetLife. It’s a website to help people interested in bondage, discipline, sadomasochism, and masochism (BSDM) connect with one another. Submissives can connect with masters without suffering a year of fruitless politicking first and the rest of us can enjoy a little peace and quiet.