There is a child in a third world country painting fake mud onto jeans and wondering what the fuck is wrong with Americans:
After it was ridiculed for selling designer rocks at Christmas, Nordstrom may have topped itself with its latest offer.
The department store is offering a pair of jean covered in fake mud for a whopping $425.
Stateside there are farmers, construction workers, miners, and other working professionals who are probably willing to dirty up the jeans you already own for a much more reasonable price. I sense an agorist business opportunity.