Obviously this is only going to apply to the truly geeky watching this and most of those people have already seen this but it’s still funny. Some of the opcodes I really like and would find useful:
BAC – BRANCH TO ALPHA CENTAURI
You never know when you’ll have to branch to data on Alpha Centauri. Heck I’d use this all the time.
CH – CREATE HAVOC
Regardless of what some people believe this instruction doesn’t actually exist in your computer.
CMD – COMPARE MEANINGLESS DATA
Hey look it’s Al Gore’s opcode!
DBZ – DIVIDE BY ZERO
This would solve a lot of crashes created by new programmers.
ECO – ELECTROCUTE COMPUTER OPERATOR
Oh if only I had this instruction available when people called me for computer help.
HCF – HALT AND CATCH FIRE
Good instruction for the truly paranoid out there.
MWAG – MAKE WILD-ASSED GUESS
Al Gore’s other beloved instruction.
UP – UNDERSTAND PROGRAM
If only that existed.
For those of you who aren’t computer geeks realize this is the type of humor that some of use laugh at. Yet I know it’s sad.