Several people I know were reporting sightings of aliens in the Como area of St. Paul last night. Normally I’m just as skeptical as the next guy but when I put it all together it makes sense. Think about it for a second; we’re experiencing massive natural disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and tornadoes during a time of economic downturn. That must mean the Kurian invasion has begun!
It’s been nice knowing all of you but I’m off to the Ozarks to jump start the resistance.
* I really need more opportunities to make Vampire Earth references on this blog.