Kony 2012

I’m sure you’ve seen that blasted viral video talking about Joseph Kony. If you haven’t you’re lucky. Either way the entire thing is a scam that is attempting to justify bombing in Africa and the following video does an excellent job of explaining this fact (in the form of a rap news segment):

Since we killed Osama there’s been a hole in my stomach.

Sorry to hear that.

I miss him.

Why?

Because we desperately need a new dark skinned disney villan so we can justify defense budgets of trillions.