State of the Union

Obama gave his State of the Union address last night. For those who didn’t watch it and don’t feel like reading it let me offer a summary. Obama spent a good deal of his time stating that the United States will be killing less brown people Afghanistan but more in Syria and Yemen. He also said that the United States is looking at killing a lot of brown people in North Korea. In addition to killing people Obama also discussed the economy, education, and gun control, all subjects he knows nothing about.

To give a one line summary of the address: A lot of people overseas are going to die and the people living in the United States are going to get shafted.