I have to give some credit to the person who finally found a use for squash:
Investigators say a person suspected of robbing a Charleston County gas station used a squash to silence shots fired at the business.
To this day I have not found a decent use for squash. Every time I try to incorporate it into a recipe I end up getting something that is basically flavorless. I’m glad to see that squash can be put to productive uses. While I obviously won’t test this because that would likely violate the National Firearms Act (NFA), and I’m all about obedience to the state, I will find somebody who has tested this first hand and ask them how it worked.