The USDA Has To Stop Those Raw Milk Criminals

At least that’s what I’m assuming the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) is planning on using .40 caliber submachineguns for.

It amazes me how every government agency has a armed teams. Hell, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has a webpage featuring their armed response team. At least NASA can claim to need such a team to fight aliens. I’m not sure what the USDA does with armed teams. Is the department now tasked with enforcing Monsanto’s patents? Do raw milk sellers really need to be raided by dudes in riot gear? Maybe farmer Smith is using fertilizer with too much potassium.