Real Life Idiocracy

I keep telling people that the movie Idiocracy made an accurate prediction it just set itself too far into the future. We now officially have the opening to the movie. There is currently an investigation into a prostitution ring as Ford Hood:

FORT HOOD, Texas – Testimony was to resume at the military court hearing of a Fort Hood sergeant accused of setting up a prostitution ring with cash-strapped female soldiers.

Sgt. 1st Class Gregory McQueen is facing more than 21 criminal charges filed in March that include pandering, adultery and sexual assault.

I’m betting Mr. McQueen knows a pimp by the name of Upgrayedd: