A Geek With Guns

Chronicling the depravities of the State.

Jeff Sessions Is a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain

with one comment

What should you do if you suffer from chronic pain? According to Jess Sessions, you should just toughen the fuck up:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions this week said that the solution for many people who suffer from chronic pain should be to “take aspirin and tough it out.”

Jeff Sessions reminds me of a villain from an old Saturday morning cartoon. If you remember such shows, the villains are often pure evil. Since they have no redeeming characteristics, the concept of moral grey area can be safely avoided by the show runners.

Jeff Sessions has no redeeming characteristics. He seems to be evil just for the sake of being evil. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wipes his ass with a puppy after taking a dump just because doing so would be evil. On the upside, since he reflects a Saturday morning cartoon villain, there’s a good chance that his evil schemes will be continuously thwarted by a group of mutated turtles with martial arts skills or giant robots that can transform into trucks.

Written by Christopher Burg

February 13th, 2018 at 10:00 am

One Response to 'Jeff Sessions Is a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain'

Subscribe to comments with RSS or TrackBack to 'Jeff Sessions Is a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain'.

  1. Surely someone of his age is dealing with its effects. He should release a list of any prescription or other pain medications he is taking.

    Steve

    13 Feb 18 at 20:37

Leave a Reply