OK you ungrateful bastards I’ve finally added an e-mail address that you can send stuff to. If you want to e-mail me about something go ahead and send your comments, concerns, or questions to blog [at] christopherburg [dot] com. If you can’t figure out how the e-mail address needs to be formatted chances are I don’t want you to e-mail me.
Category: Side Notes
Updates Later Today
Yeah, I was out late last night instead of getting blog posts put together so the updates will be coming later this evening instead of at their normal time.
No Updates Friday or Monday
My buddy Dave is getting married this weekend and I’m the best man thus I’ll be occupied with things besides this site. See everybody Tuesday.
Taking Memorial Day Off
It’s Memorial Day and thus I’m taking a break from blogging today. Posts should resume on their normal schedule tomorrow.
Today is Towel Day
Today is May 25th which means it’s Towel Day. For those of you who are unaware of the holiday it’s the day those of us who are fans of the late Douglas Adam’s works give tribute to his memory.
Keeping Hidden from Satellite Surveillance
This is an interesting story about how Area 51 was kept hidden from Soviet spy satellites during the Cold War. So how did they do it? Did they use some kind of optical camouflage? Did they have some method of distorting the view of what the satellite picked up? No, the solution was far more low tech:
Often hoisted atop tall poles for radar tests of the planes’ stealthiness, OXCART prototypes were tested outside—making the Soviet spy satellites especially aggravating.
“We had hoot-and-scoot sheds, we called them,” Barnes says in the new National Geographic Channel documentary Area 51 Declassified. (The Channel is part-owned by the National Geographic Society, which owns National Geographic News.)
“If a plane happened to be out in the open while a satellite was coming over the horizon, they would scoot it into that building.”
Former Area 51 procurement manager Jim Freedman adds, “That made the job very difficult, very difficult.
“To start working on the aircraft and then have to run it back into the hangar and then pull it out and then put it in and then pull it out—it gets to be quite a hassle,” Freedman says in the film.
That’s pretty simple and sounds pretty effective. The Soviets couldn’t see what wasn’t there after all. I find the stories of how the Americans and Soviets tried to keep secrets from one another fascinating and I think a general rule of tactics that were both simple and effective eventually sprung up.
The Elephant In the Room
It has a machine gunner on its back:
I understand this post has no real value but with all the terrible news I’ve been delivering as of late I figured I’d post something goofy. Enjoy it for what it is.
This image was shamelessly stolen with credit from The Firearm Blog.
May 12, 2011 Oakdale Gun Club USPSA Match Results
We had our first United States Practical Shooting Association (USPSA) match at the Oakdale Gun Club on Thursday and the scores were finally posted. Needless to say I didn’t do so hot which I expected being the first match of the year and all. What killed me were the first two stages; Jenny’s Speed Shoot and El Presidente. Once I drudged through those I feel as though my performance became far more acceptable (still bad but not as bad). Hopefully things will improve as I get back into the swing of things.
EDIT: 2011-06-16 15:55: The word how has been changed to hot in order to make grammatical sense. Thanks again Nicole.
No Updates Today
It was a busy night and I didn’t have time to get any posts ready. My apologies.
Living the Metal Life
Let’s say you’re a guitarist playing a show. During this show you fall down and that fall results in you breaking breaking four ribs and puncturing your lung. In this situation do you (1) go tot he hospital or (2) continue playing the show? If you answered two then you can live the metal life just as Herman Frank did.
I don’t care who you are or what music you play that right there is fucking metal.