Valuable Information for Voters

If you’re heading to the polls today you should really read this guide. It contains valuable information regarding politicians:

Piecing together the latest groundbreaking research being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we’ve been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-compatible bloodlines.

We need to stop the interdimensional lizard people from outer space’s reign of terror on this planet. For too long they’ve… done lizard people things and that’s not good for us. Learn how to identify them so that you can avoid voting for them.