Chronicling the depravities of the State.
Statesman: “Mr. Putin what happened?”
Putin: “What do you mean Comrade?”
Statesman: “Your black eye.”
Putin: “It is nothing. Some peasant in Stalingrad punched me in the face. The problem has been taken care of.”
Statesman: “Um… I don’t see Stalingrad anywhere on the map.”
Putin: “Exactly.”
I found this one via my friend Alexi:
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Ha! Remember to practice you draw and be aware of your surrounding.
EDIT 2010-10-26 20:01: When I first viewed this video I didn’t realize the officer was shot in the head. I was thought he just fell to the ground and rendered himself unconscious.
Realizing now what I didn’t when I posted this I’m scratching the “Ha” out as this isn’t a laughing matter. I’m not actually that big of an ass as to laugh at a person being murdered, I just didn’t realize that’s what happened.
Some people see Jesus, other see a Dalek. I’m sitting in the latter category. I’m also pretty sure this is a sign of the end times.
Zombies and velociraptors I can handle… I’ve never really wanted to go toe to toe with a Dalek army though.
Have you ever read a Wikipedia article and thought to yourself, “How many links would I have to jump through to get a Hitler reference?” If you have there is now a tools for you. It’s called Hitler Hops and it will tell you how many degrees removed from Hitler an article is. I’m sure this can be used to predict the amount of time until Godwin’s Law is enacted in an Internet argument.
It was written by a good friend of mine whom I’m not sure wants to be credited or not (as he doesn’t display his name on there anywhere). So he’ll remain anonymous unless I get to the OK.
She told Canal Plus: “I see some [foreign investment funds] looking for returns of 20 or 25% at a time when fellatio is close to zero.”
I guess if you’re looking for a blow job France is not the place to go at the moment.
The title of the article is Michael Jackson MMO ‘Planet Michael’ Announced. I don’t know what to say…
I think this tactical thing has gone a bit far.
And yes I do realize it’s a joke.
Little Girl: “Mom, can I have a pony?”
Mom: “NO!“
Do you have a thief problem? Well try asking the criminals nicely to stop stealing your stuff. Politely explain your situation and the consequences to living a life of crime.
Seriously it’s funny, click the link.