Global Warming Will Kill Your Children

At least that’s what the following very gory advertisement I found via Dvorak Uncensored seems to indicate:

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Basically the global warming climate change disruption activists who made this film are saying we either do as they say or they’ll blow our children up. If you’re squeamish the video involves a teacher in a classroom lecturing her students on “saving Mother Gaia.” When the children question her she pushes a button and literally blows the student up. Yes the teacher blows the student up for questioning her authority.

Personally I don’t take kindly to threats and hence will continue driving my truck that gets 17 miles per gallon on the highway. I’m also looking into developing a reverse catalytic converter that will increase emissions from my vehicle. Take that you bastards!

NFA Style Laws for Automobiles

At least that’s what the anti-gunners should say after reading this story:

One person is dead after a car slammed into a group of people on a Minneapolis porch Saturday morning.

Yup somebody ran a car into a group of people. With dangerous automobiles that have the potential of killing multiple people with a single step of the gas pedal the anti-gunners should be advocating for a complete ban of all automobiles manufactured after 1986. Such dangerous weapons should also require permission by both the Department of Transportation and the local sheriff of your area. I’d mention a need for a tax stamp but that already exists in the form of renewing your license plates every year.

This Could Mean Two Things

No surprise to anybody here, Rahm Emanuel has announced that he’s going to run for the mayor of Chicago. Due to the mob mentality in that city he’s pretty much guaranteed to win. This really could mean two things. First Chicago is going to stay the cesspool that it currently is and its denizens’ right to keep and bear arms will continue to go ignored. It also means the work environment at the White House must have really turned to shit. Think about it, mayor of any city is a damn side lower position than being the White House Chief of Staff. Things must be pretty week at the home of the Obamessiah.