Chronicling the depravities of the State.
If you read various news articles you’ve probably heard that proof has been brought forth of aliens landing at Roswell. This “proof” comes from a newly released Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) document that is short on details and reads more like an April Fool’s joke.
What do I make of the document? Much like everything else the government says I take this document as being bullshit. Although I will admit such a document would certainly be a very quality trolling.
Are you a real operator? Can you operate the in most extreme conditions this side of the Mall of America? Have you performed a HALO jump through the skylight, rappelled down to the ground, and uses your SCAR 17 to take on dozens of evil terrorists? If you’ve answered yes to these questions you may be ready for the dual Glock machine pistol because handguns are only effective if you dual wield them and nobody would carry a non-automatic handgun into their zone of operations.
Yo dawg I heard you liked guns so we put a gun on your gun so you can shoot while you shoot.
Will the railed mounted Saiga shotgun be the hot new accessory for the true operator’s arsenal? We shall see. Also note that the rail mounted Saiga has rails leading to the potential for infinite recursion of firearms mounted on firearms.
If there was ever a man who has dedication to his art form it would be the mystery person found passed out on Joel DeSpain’s lawn. The man’s art form? Drinking apparently as he had a blood alcohol level of 0.559. According to the story you need to do some furious drinking to accomplish this:
As an illustration, a 150-pound man would have to drink 22 shots of 80-proof whiskey in two hours to get that drunk, according to an online blood-alcohol calculator maintained by the University of Notre Dame’s Office of Alcohol and Drug Education.
Cripes! What’s even better is this blood alcohol level isn’t even the record:
Drunkenness to such a degree can be deadly, but people have survived even greater levels of intoxication. In 2007, for example, an Oregon woman was found unconscious in her car and with a blood-alcohol content of 0.72 percent.
Dedication, these people most certainly have it.
Coming from the “because it’s there” department we have this amazing contraption:
LaRue Tactical is now selling a kit to convert a Ruger 10/22 into an arrow firing rifle. It replaces the barrel with a heavy profile barrel that can only chamber .22 blanks. An arrow is inserted into the barrel and a .22 Blank will propel it at 435 ft/sec.
Crossbows are for chumps… chumps without a .22 chambered stake driver. This thing should also be good against vampires. I’m not going to lie I kind of want one, just not bad enough for the $599.00 asking price.
Not only is Australia dealing with massive flooding but it seems the flooding as increased the range of the local bull sharks. In case flooding wasn’t enough to deal with now they get to deal with the ill tempered asshole of the shark world swimming down their streets.
I guess Taurus didn’t want to be outdone by Smith and Wesson so they have released a new revolver, this one shooting 28 gauge shotgun shells. I can’t wait for the Really Pissed Off Judge chambered for 12 gauge shot shells.
I’ve seen idiot drivers cut people off, spin out due to driving faster than conditions allowed for, text on their phone while driving, and even drive the wrong way down a one way street. Even seeing all of this I’ve never seen an idiot driver cruise across a live firing range. Apparently some buffoon decided that was a good idea and drove across the firing line at the SHOT Show today while people were test firing everything from 9mm handguns to 7.62mm machine guns.
Darwin needs to step up his game I think.
Saudi Arabia has detained a vulture on charges of being an Israeli spy. No I’m not making this up and no it’s not an article on The Onion:
Saudi Arabian officials have “detained” a vulture on accusations of being a spy for Israel, media reports say.
The griffon vulture was carrying a GPS transmitter bearing the name of Tel Aviv University, prompting rumours it was part of a Zionist plot.
Yeah those vultures are always trying to get jobs from various intelligence agencies. In fact I hear many former CIA spooks have a hatred of birds because they claim so many jobs in the spying world preventing regular people from getting said jobs. Oh and birds spying for Israel isn’t the only crazy coming out of that region:
Last month, Egyptian officials implied the Israeli spy agency Mossad was to blame for shark attacks off its coast.
Those bastards are training sharks to kill people! And here I thought out government’s fear mongering was bad.
What the fuck? First 5,000 dead birds appear in Beebe, AR followed by 10,000 dead fish in Guy, AR, and now we have 500 more dead birds in Louisiana, 100 in Kentucky, and 50 to 100 in Sweden. I don’t believe my natural gas theory holds water on all of these but I do have a new theory:
Martians hate birds. Make no mistake, the invasion has begun. On the upside Congress shouldn’t be a thorn in our side for much longer.